If you can keep your money when all about you are losing theirs
And blaming it on the Inland Revenue.
If you can trust yourself when all officials doubt you.
But gain allowances for their doubtirig too;
If you can avoid the VAT and PAYE inspection':
and the Tax investigation too
And treat those three lmposters just the same:
Then you are working better. to build a life less blue:
If you can avoid the tax inspection,
when they're too keen to pick on you.
when they take your hard earned money,
and create more red tape to trouble you;
And avoiding the pitfalls of IR35.
with back tax claims and stress.
then you will get some relief knowing payroll Is the best;
If you can spend more quality time with those that matter.
and forget those accounting records,
And get paid when it matters.
as soon as the work is through
If you can enjoy life and are tired by procrastination
Or, hate being lied about invoices too.
Or, completing paperwork ad-nauseum,
Then CPM have a place for you..
If you can fill in a simple timesheet, and simply
email/fax it through, immediately get your money: no bother and less hassle too. Yours is a better life and everything in it.
And - which is more - you'll be in CPM my son!